Top Ten Outrageous Costumes for Men on Halloween 2008
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At one time, Halloween was a holiday reserved for kids to run around on a school night, bothering neighbors and getting hyper from bags of candy. Now, adults are enjoying this holiday, too. Halloween has quickly become a popular bar night and for some very good reasons for guys. Not only are girls wearing skimpier clothes in the disguise of costumes, but putting on a wacky costume seems to give guys a little more courage to approach that sexy witch at a bar. Outrageous costumes are an instant ice-breaker. If you can make that cute girl smile, you’ve made that important first connection. Here’s the Top Ten Outrageous Costumes for Men as released by PrankPlace.com:
10. Beer Mug. Everyone loves beer! They’ll love you, too, when you come walking through the door dressed as a big, frosty one. The only worry with this costume comes at the end of the night. During last call, you might be running for your life as you’re being chased by a bunch of confused drunks.
9. Chick Magnet. Make the girls laugh by poking fun at yourself with this clever costume pun. Plus, girls think little yellow chicks are adorable, so being covered by them can only lead to good results.
8. Breathalyzer Blow Here. If you’re that guy who waits until the end of the night to make your move on drunk chicks, then this is the ideal costume for you.
7. Camille Toe. Wear this costume and sing the popular FannyPack song. “I could see her uterus/her pants were too tight/She must’ve owned panties/that were not in sight/She walked right by/the poor woman didn’t know/She had a frontal wedgie/a Camel Toe”
6. Gotta Go Gas Pump. If you want to go for scary, then nothing’s scarier than spending over 70 dollars to fill up your tank. However, it’s a good opportunity to mention “car pooling home” to a lovely lady, if you catch our drift.
5. Anita Waxin’ Costume. Okay, maybe this is a bit scarier than a Gas Pump. On the plus side, it does let girls know that you find a non-trimmed lady quite frightening.
4. Sumo Wrestler. Tired of cramped bars? You’ll be able to muscle yourself to a good position with this costume. As a bonus, the girls won’t know how skinny your pipe cleaner arms really are until it’s too late.
3. Mustard & Ketchup. Do you have to drag your girlfriend to the bar or party? Why not be a theme and go as condiments. It’s better than the humiliation of a Ball and Chain costume. Plus, no guys will be checking her out, unlike if she was dressed as a French Maid, for instance.
2. Wet T-Shirt Winner. This is a great costume for a wacky guy. Nothing seems to get more laughs than the tried-and-true antics of a guy dressed as a woman. A woman with big breasts is an added bonus. However, like the Beer Mug Costume, beware of last call and guys with beer goggles.
1. Shocker Costume. While this costume does give away your surprise move of the evening, it’s funny nonetheless. Plus, it shows you’ll go the distance to please the ladies.
The Top Ten Outrageous Costumes for Men and more are available at PrankPlace.com which specializes in only outrageous costumes. PrankPlace.com is owned and operated by Outrageous Ventures, Inc.
Source: PrankPlace.com